A Welsh nightclub has banned women from pouting when taking selfies to stop them looking like cockwombles. The Jurassic Park nightclub in Neath has slapped on the ban after women spent all night posing for selfies instead of buying drinks from the bar. Manager Clayton Smooth told GrumpyFuckers: “These women spend so long pouting that […]
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A coffee shop has opened in Cardiff for people who hate mornings. Grumpy Fuckers’ Coffee Shop opened its door yesterday and was overwhelmed by demand. Manager Clive GrimGrits told Grumpy Fuckers: “I had to get up at 5am to get the bastard shop open. I hated it. Most people are still sleeping at that time. […]
A Cardiff shop has been forced to apologise after one of its banners contained an offensive typo. Bargain store Massive Discounts contracted a sign-maker to create a new banner for the shop front. Sadly, the banner contained the word ‘discocunt’ instead of the word ‘discount’. Shop manager Jim Bellend told Grumpy Fuckers: “I’ve always hammered […]
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A Chepstow supermarket has opened a new lane for women who can’t seem to locate their purse. The town’s Kwik Save store responded to customer feedback that some women shoppers were taking too long to find their purse. Manager Brendan TidyShoes told WalesOnCraic: “We had a lot of complaints about our female shoppers who would […]