PROVEN: Resting bitch faces keep you looking young

Researchers at a very posh university have scientifically proven that people with resting bitch faces [...]

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Inspirational memes cure 98% cases of depression

Inspirational memes posted by social media users cure up to 98% of cases of depression, [...]

People who whistle non-tunes can now legally be punched in the throat

People who whistle shit that doesn’t even resemble a song can now legally be punched [...]

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Workers call ambulance for woman who turned up for work with no makeup on

Workers in a local shop have called for an ambulance for a woman who turned [...]

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Man goes another day without using the algebra he learnt at school

A 32 year-old worker has spent another day not using the algebra he was taught [...]

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96% of people tell their pets that they ‘won’t be long’ when they pop out

A recent survey has discovered that 96% of people tell their pets that they ‘won’t [...]

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UN bans pineapple on pizza

The United Nations has officially banned pineapple as a pizza topping. The craze of putting [...]

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REVEALED: 10 minutes of work makes you start using the word ‘fuck’ like a comma

A new survey has revealed that just 10 minutes of work can make people use [...]

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