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- Scientists: Dog farts can kill a small family
- Angry driver fits 34 curse words into one sentence
- Get ready for Grumpy Fuckers Awareness Week!
- Woman branded psycho for using hotel drawers
- Newly-married husband divorces wife after discovering she makes piss-poor coffee
- Dog convinced he owns the street
- Left-handed people told to grow the fuck up
- Police given new powers to taser people who whistle no tune in particular
- Man wears glasses so people start taking him seriously
- Grumpy Fucker of the Year 2019 Competition
- Woodpeckers just ‘fucking hate trees’
- 96% of people tell their pets that they ‘won’t be long’ when they pop out
- Fire crews free woman trapped in own home by 150,000 cushions
- Coffee scientifically proven to ease the pain of being awake
- Psychic Festival cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances
- Lazy fucker forced to tilt tube of Pringles because his hands are too fat to reach inside
- Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day 2019 – Monday 28th January
- Woman accidentally leans on phone, inputs 16 digit card number and buys new shoes
- PROVEN: Coffee makes you do stupid things faster and with more energy
- Police given new powers to shoot next person to ask ‘All ready for Christmas?’