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- Woman rushes home from work to do fuck all at home
- Prosecco coolers to be introduced to offices nationwide
- OFFICIAL: Taking your bra off after a long day is the best feeling in the world 2018
- Don’t bother – it’s International Neg Head Day
- Doctors receptionists voted Grumpiest Fuckers of 2018
- Good-looking people more likely to be Grumpy Fuckers
- It’s International Hug A Grumpy Fucker Day!
- Will you be calling in sick on 5th October – International Fuck Work Day?
- Grumpy fucker told overly happy man ‘to fuck off’ before punching him
- People who post motivational bullshit can fuck right off
- Sarcasm replaces English language as official language of over-40s
- Grumpiness linked to higher intelligence
- Woman thrown out of coffee shop after asking for decaf
- Cats silently tell owners to ‘go fuck themselves’ up to 50 times a day
- Woman divorces husband after he leaves traces of butter in the jam
- Nightclub closes after attracting too many ugly fuckers
- Get ready for Grumpy Fuckers Awareness Week!
- Clown sighting dismissed as ‘chubby girl with too much makeup on’
- Woman prepares for Christmas early by falling out with her family in September
- Dog’s barking saves owner from murder by 13 postmen, 46 bin men and 103 cyclists