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REVEALED: 10 minutes of work makes you start using the word ‘fuck’ like a comma


A new survey has revealed that just 10 minutes of work can make people use the word ‘fuck’ as if they were commas.

The research was completed by a team at the University of Grumpy Fucks. They wanted to know why people were using the word so frequently.

Professor FuckFace who led the research, told GrumpyFuckers:

“We found that the workplace is a hotbed for profanity. People can arrive like Mother Theresa and within ten minutes, be at the point of ripping someone’s head off. A lot of it is to do with self-serving managers, who were often referred to as ‘cockwombles’. Other sources of frustration included shit coffee from the vending machine as well as conversations with customers. On one average day in an average workplace, you could expect to hear the word ‘fuck’ more than 20 times a minute. 78% of these expletives are mumbled under people’s breath or behind people’s back and our work was crucial in discovering that.”

Worker Jenny WideFlange, who took part in the survey, said:

“Yeah whatever. Fucking fuck fuck.”

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13 thoughts on “REVEALED: 10 minutes of work makes you start using the word ‘fuck’ like a comma

  1. I love the movie Boondock Saints. The Irish bartender has Tourettes and will at any given time will shout “Fuck! Ass!” So being a grumpy fucker myself I will mumble this whenever my patience is tried unduly.

  2. As a grumpy fucking nurse I can confirm this. I mutter “fuck” under my breath twice as often when my patient is a grumpy fucker.
    Fuck that shit.

    1. A sweary fucking nurse? What is this world coming to?

      1. Really??? You’ve obviously never been a nurse. They put up with a lot of fucking shit!!

        1. Quite literally.

  3. This is fucking bullshit!!!!

  4. I usually utter my first “fuck” of the shift about 5 minutes after it starts.

  5. Seriously I starting saying FUCK when I had to start getting ready for work! Then again driving to fucking work! Then again when I got into the fucking parking lot! Then walking into fucking work! And after that I lost count! I’m sure I averaged at least a
    100 fucks a day!!!!!! I really didn’t give 2 fucks about that job!!!

    1. This is probably far more prevalent with those who work in phone rooms. A more thankless job there is not on planet Earth!

  6. i fucking LOVE this…

  7. The fucking woman I work with has many fucking variations of ‘fuck’ . “Fucking little fuck-witted fuckwad stumblefuck!” , was one of her fucking best, hurled at the fucking fuckstick we have to fucking work with. Fucking classic! Can’t fucking wait for her fucking next one. It usally takes her less than 10 minutes to let the fuck loose. I pretty much walk in motherfucking the world. Oh well. FUCK IT!

  8. So I’m in a fucking airport…so what in the fuck happened with people not checking their fucking luggage?! I fly Southwest a lot…to all you fuckers that don’t either read or give a fuck…your fucking bags fly free you stupid mother fuckers!!! But no, you arrogant fucks hold up getting on the plane and getting off the plane because you are all fucktards!!! Anyway, I’m about to board and probably say fuck at least 10 times in the next 3 minutes…stupid fucks.

  9. The fucks start before I even open my eyes ESPECIALLY weekdays oh on Saturdays not fo
    rgetting Sundays a day of rest my arse

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