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It’s International Hug A Grumpy Fucker Day!

People all over the world are being urged to Hug a Grumpy Fucker in the world’s first International Hug A Grumpy Fucker Day.

The day is aimed at giving grumpy people some attention and cheering the fuckers up.

Organiser Clive Grimgrits told Grumpy Fuckers:




“I get to do fuck all every day so I thought I’d fill my time by making up another pointless ‘awareness’ day – but this time with a twist. I’d like everyone to join with me in actually hugging grumpy fuckers all over the world in an attempt to cheer them up. If that fails, I suggest using the classic phrase ‘Chin up’ or ‘It might never happen’. And if that doesn’t work, well quite frankly, they can fuck right off.”

Local legal firm TightArse and Feltcher have warned that some people could get themselves into trouble.

“If someone touches me without me asking them to, they’re getting a mouthful of fist,” said one spokesman.

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3 thoughts on “It’s International Hug A Grumpy Fucker Day!

  1. I’d like to send a virtual hug and a fucking massive fuck you you wanker to my dear friend and arch enemy Mark. You are such a tit. Hugs. XXx

  2. Stupid idea, try it for a kick in the nuts. Get some fucking work done, make some profit, pay some tax, keep us fucking pensioners in beer money.

  3. Someone said “Chin up” to me…….so I obliged not realising they meant my chin, and not their chin!

    I have a good solicitor, so I shouldn’t get too a heavy a fine.

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