You might be a stunner but chances are, you’re probably not happy.
Scientists have proven the despite their good looks, beautiful people are often the grumpiest fuckers on earth.
Professor BoggleEyes of Fuckwit University told Grumpy Fuckers:
“You think they’ve got everything because they’ve got the looks. But oh no. Far from it. We asked 100 good-looking people, including myself, whether they were happy. 86% of them said that they weren’t and of that 86%, 98% said that they were complete grumpy fuckers. The main reason that good-looking people find themselves grumpy as fuck is that they always think that they can be even betterer-looking than they already are. I asked one guy who was God’s gift to women why he wasn’t happy and he said that his hairy arse got him down. We asked one woman who looked like she’d just come off the catwalk why she wasn’t happy. And she said that one of her tits was ever so slightly bigger than the other. Take a look at me. I’m perfect but my breath smells like an arsehole. It’s these kind of things that make us grumpy.”
The Professor’s findings follow his recent discovery that intelligent people are also likely to be grumpy fuckers.