Scientists: Dog farts can kill a small family

Scientists have scientifically proven that dog farts can kill a small family.

The scientists collected a collection of dog farts and unleashed them in a small room. Paramedics managed to save the family just in time.

Professor Harry Bighead told Grumpy Fuckers:

“We all know the power of the dog fart but we wanted to see how potent they really were. We collected a load of dog farts and put them in a jar. Then we locked a small family in the room to see what happened. They got into trouble immediately and within three minutes, we had to open the door and send our medical staff in. They were close to death. I think we proved our point.”

The family is recovering in hospital.

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One thought on “Scientists: Dog farts can kill a small family

  1. Earle Quinnell says:

    It is a little like The Green New Deal that the Democratic Party here in the Colonies said about cow farts are killing the “O” Zone. So how much is dog farts hurting the “O” Zone needs to be studied furthermore.

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