It won’t be long before the judgmental fucker that is Santa Claus will be jamming his fat arse down our chimneys. But are you on his Good List or his Naughty List? Find out here:
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It won’t be long before the judgmental fucker that is Santa Claus will be jamming his fat arse down our chimneys. But are you on his Good List or his Naughty List? Find out here:
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Send me my fucking ebook. Thank you x
Sorry, I couldn’t kick the dog. Some fucker kicked my dog up the arse one day. I kicked him straight back square in the bollocks. As he was on his knees wailing in agony, I whipped out my wiil and took a hot piss right on his head. That should take me off that shitty, stupid fucking good list. Piss off Santa!
Never call a perimenopausal woman “a bit boring.” Ever.
She’s filled with rage and suffers a terminal case of “wtf??- I’m-so-not-taking-your-crap-anymore-I-might-be-exploding-from-terrifying-hot-flushes-any-minute-now-so-fuck-you-and-the-pussy-arsed-llama-suit-you-dress-up”… and is likely to out grumpy the grumpiest fucker alive… right before she stabs him in the eye with a red pen.
And will then trundle off with his pressies brought by that fat fuck Santa, as well as her own.