Man finds end of sticky tape

A man has successfully found the end of a roll of sticky tape.

David Dumfuck threw an impromptu party to celebrate, having spent the last three months looking for it.

He told Grumpy Fuckers:
“It was three months ago to the day that I started looking for the end of this tape. I’d been wrapping some presents for my Mum’s birthday and it just seemed to happen. I looked for the end and there it was – gone. I spent several hours looking for it and in the end, I had to give my mum her new dildo in a plastic bag. It kinda took all the fun out of it. She loved it though.”

David spent the following three months searching for the end of the roll:

“I was up at 5am every morning looking for it. I had a few false alarms but it was only yesterday that I managed to find it. I was delirious. I was so happy that I invited all my friends to a local restaurant and for them all to stuff their fat faces. I’m over the moon.”

David is now recovering at home.

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