New ruling says two-faced friends ‘should get bitch-slapped twice’

A new ruling by the International Court has deemed that two-faced friends should be bitch-slapped twice – one for each face.

The new ruling is designed to provide victims of two-faced fuckers with some retribution.

A spokesman for the International Court told GrumpyFuckers:

“We’ve all been on the receiving end of some two-faced twat. This new ruling will allow victims to bitch-slap the offender twice. We have not set any limits on how hard these slaps can be, or indeed, how many times they can be delivered. The aim of this new ruling is to persuade people to be true to themselves and not to say one thing to one person and another thing to another.”

Campaigner Jimmy Fuckface added:

“This is a great day for justice. It means I can now pay a visit to all the two-faced twats and give them a good smack in the fact, not once – but twice. There is a God!”

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One thought on “New ruling says two-faced friends ‘should get bitch-slapped twice’

  1. Rub says:

    I’m thinking of stealing some of your ideas for manifesto pledges for the reformed monster raving loony party, screaming lord such was an old friend of the family

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