Grumpy fuckers preparing for International Grumpy Fuckers Day

Grumpy Fucker Day

Grumpy fuckers from all over the world are preparing for the first-ever worldwide International Grumpy Fuckers Day.

Monday 28th February will see grumpy fuckers from all over the world moaning about how shit their lives are like they do on any other day.

Organiser Clive GrimGrits, who runs Grumpy Fuckers’ Coffee Shop, told Grumpy Fuckers:

“This day will be like any other shitty old day except that on this one, we’ll be even more grumpy than usual. I’ve set up a Facebook page for people to come along and whinge and if they can’t be arsed to check it out, they can go fuck themselves. I’ve spent a lot of time and money on this so the least they can do is click a fucking button on their mouse.”

The day’s events will see people moping about their home towns with faces like slapped arses.



  1. Dai

    February 23, 2016 at 9:17 am

    monday is the 29th

  2. Jackie

    February 24, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Hi I am in South Africa do you ship your Grumpy Fuckets products out off country?

    Regards Jackie

  3. Caroline

    February 24, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    Monday is 29h. Leap year 2016

  4. Sharon F

    February 24, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    So, is it Sunday the 28th, or Monday the 29th? Don’t matter, really, cuz I’m grumpy every day.

  5. Steve Hacke

    February 25, 2016 at 2:50 am

    Sorry guys Monday’s the 29th……..

  6. Mike Brumpton

    February 25, 2016 at 9:19 am

    February 28th is a Sunday.

  7. Someone

    February 25, 2016 at 11:43 am

    You mean Monday 29th February?!

  8. Bushra

    February 26, 2016 at 2:46 am

    Isn’t Monday the 29th lol xx

  9. Grumpy fucker

    February 26, 2016 at 8:51 am

    I’m grumpy already as there is no Monday 28th in Feb 2016. There is however a Monday 29th in Feb 2016.

  10. terry

    February 26, 2016 at 9:30 am

    Lol not sure i want a shit which has wrong day/date on it lol

  11. John Bell

    February 26, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Don’t you like leap years either?

  12. Fred

    February 26, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Monday is the 29th – Grumpy as fuck now you idiots!

  13. James

    February 27, 2016 at 1:59 am

    You fuckers might want to check that date again…

  14. Nathan

    February 27, 2016 at 3:54 am

    U useless grumpy fuckers dont GIVE a fuck about the date

  15. kerryd

    February 27, 2016 at 7:18 am

    LoL – Monday is 29 Feb, not the 28th !

  16. offpat

    February 27, 2016 at 10:09 am

    Seeing as there is nothing funny to be wrought from mismatching the day and date – it has to be a prime example of proof that grumpy fuckers are too stupid to proof read…

    So why not join the much larger group of happy thinkers who will be celebrating on Monday 29th Februrary, just how miraculously far we have come as a civilised, communicating, world.

  17. Coffers

    February 27, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    Monday the 28th February 2016 doesn’t exist, nor will it ever exist. The grumpiest will be even grumpier when they realise Monday is 29th.

  18. dick

    February 28, 2016 at 6:45 am

    Maybe someone can put a message here about the wrong date

  19. Moanin' 'ole

    February 29, 2016 at 8:54 am

    Who actually gives a flying fuck anyway ey? Same shit, just a different date, so stop yer moaning ya bunch of miserable pedantic utter moaning bastards, FFS! :I

  20. Karen Cockburn

    February 29, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    It will be Monday 28 in some countries, just not ours

  21. Grumpy Humpy

    August 26, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    I wish to complain strongly. Why does it have to be February 28th? Couldn’t it be February the 32nd?

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