Grumpy fuckers preparing for International Grumpy Fuckers Day

Grumpy Fucker Day

Grumpy fuckers from all over the world are preparing for the first-ever worldwide International Grumpy Fuckers Day.

Monday 28th February will see grumpy fuckers from all over the world moaning about how shit their lives are like they do on any other day.

Organiser Clive GrimGrits, who runs Grumpy Fuckers’ Coffee Shop, told Grumpy Fuckers:

“This day will be like any other shitty old day except that on this one, we’ll be even more grumpy than usual. I’ve set up a Facebook page for people to come along and whinge and if they can’t be arsed to check it out, they can go fuck themselves. I’ve spent a lot of time and money on this so the least they can do is click a fucking button on their mouse.”

The day’s events will see people moping about their home towns with faces like slapped arses.

22 thoughts on “Grumpy fuckers preparing for International Grumpy Fuckers Day

  1. offpat says:

    Seeing as there is nothing funny to be wrought from mismatching the day and date – it has to be a prime example of proof that grumpy fuckers are too stupid to proof read…

    So why not join the much larger group of happy thinkers who will be celebrating on Monday 29th Februrary, just how miraculously far we have come as a civilised, communicating, world.

  2. Coffers says:

    Monday the 28th February 2016 doesn’t exist, nor will it ever exist. The grumpiest will be even grumpier when they realise Monday is 29th.

  3. Moanin' 'ole says:

    Who actually gives a flying fuck anyway ey? Same shit, just a different date, so stop yer moaning ya bunch of miserable pedantic utter moaning bastards, FFS! :I

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