Grumpy fuckers from all over the world are preparing for the first-ever worldwide International Grumpy Fuckers Day.
Monday 28th February will see grumpy fuckers from all over the world moaning about how shit their lives are like they do on any other day.
Organiser Clive GrimGrits, who runs Grumpy Fuckers’ Coffee Shop, told Grumpy Fuckers:
“This day will be like any other shitty old day except that on this one, we’ll be even more grumpy than usual. I’ve set up a Facebook page for people to come along and whinge and if they can’t be arsed to check it out, they can go fuck themselves. I’ve spent a lot of time and money on this so the least they can do is click a fucking button on their mouse.”
The day’s events will see people moping about their home towns with faces like slapped arses.