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Grumpy fuckers preparing for International Grumpy Fuckers Day

Grumpy Fucker Day

Grumpy fuckers from all over the world are preparing for the first-ever worldwide International Grumpy Fuckers Day.

Monday 28th February will see grumpy fuckers from all over the world moaning about how shit their lives are like they do on any other day.

Organiser Clive GrimGrits, who runs Grumpy Fuckers’ Coffee Shop, told Grumpy Fuckers:

“This day will be like any other shitty old day except that on this one, we’ll be even more grumpy than usual. I’ve set up a Facebook page for people to come along and whinge and if they can’t be arsed to check it out, they can go fuck themselves. I’ve spent a lot of time and money on this so the least they can do is click a fucking button on their mouse.”

The day’s events will see people moping about their home towns with faces like slapped arses.

22 thoughts on “Grumpy fuckers preparing for International Grumpy Fuckers Day

  1. monday is the 29th

  2. Hi I am in South Africa do you ship your Grumpy Fuckets products out off country?

    Regards Jackie

    1. Yep – we ship all over the world.

  3. Monday is 29h. Leap year 2016

  4. So, is it Sunday the 28th, or Monday the 29th? Don’t matter, really, cuz I’m grumpy every day.

  5. Sorry guys Monday’s the 29th……..

  6. February 28th is a Sunday.

  7. You mean Monday 29th February?!

  8. Isn’t Monday the 29th lol xx

  9. I’m grumpy already as there is no Monday 28th in Feb 2016. There is however a Monday 29th in Feb 2016.

  10. Lol not sure i want a shit which has wrong day/date on it lol

  11. Don’t you like leap years either?

  12. Monday is the 29th – Grumpy as fuck now you idiots!

  13. You fuckers might want to check that date again…

  14. U useless grumpy fuckers dont GIVE a fuck about the date

  15. LoL – Monday is 29 Feb, not the 28th !

  16. Seeing as there is nothing funny to be wrought from mismatching the day and date – it has to be a prime example of proof that grumpy fuckers are too stupid to proof read…

    So why not join the much larger group of happy thinkers who will be celebrating on Monday 29th Februrary, just how miraculously far we have come as a civilised, communicating, world.

  17. Monday the 28th February 2016 doesn’t exist, nor will it ever exist. The grumpiest will be even grumpier when they realise Monday is 29th.

  18. Maybe someone can put a message here about the wrong date

  19. Who actually gives a flying fuck anyway ey? Same shit, just a different date, so stop yer moaning ya bunch of miserable pedantic utter moaning bastards, FFS! :I

  20. It will be Monday 28 in some countries, just not ours

  21. I wish to complain strongly. Why does it have to be February 28th? Couldn’t it be February the 32nd?

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