A new scheme that rates the grumpiness of shop assistants has been launched nationwide.
The scheme rates shop assistants for their grumpiness. By law, they have to display their ratings in their shop window.
A spokeswoman for the scheme told GrumpyFuckers.com:
“We’ve all been into a shop where the shop assistant has been a total grumpy fucker to say the least. Our new scheme allows us to independently rate all our local shops for their grumpy attitude and give customers some warning of what they can expect inside. By law, they have to show their ratings in their shop window so there’ll be no getting away from the fact that you’re going to be served by some grumpy fucker.”
One shopper added:
“I think it’s a great idea but then I said that about marrying my husband and what an asshole he turned out to be.”