Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day 2018 – Monday 24th September

Our Christmas Shop is now open and we ship worldwide! Click on the image to browse

Grumpy fuckers all over the world are preparing to celebrate International Grumpy Fucker Day, which this year takes place on Monday 24th September.

The fuckers have been moping around, grumbling to themselves and looking like sacks of shit in preparation for the big day.

One grumpy fucker said:

“Every day is International Grumpy Fucker Day in my life. The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is moan to myself about how shit my life is. I then go downstairs and make myself a shit cup of coffee. I head off to work about 8am and then spend the day working with arseholes. After that, I come back home, make myself a shit dinner and go to bed. That’s it. That’s my life.”

Another fucker said:

“Meh. Just get out of my face, fucker.”

International Grumpy Fucker Day was first celebrated in 2007. It’s been celebrated every year since because that’s how often annual events are celebrated.


35 thoughts on “Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day 2018 – Monday 24th September

  1. Glen Ferris says:

    I’m only joining your site so I can complain directly to the intrusive git asking me to join your site. In my day you’dve shown more respect for my privacy. AND IT’S BISCUITS, NOT COOKIES!!!

  2. Chuck says:

    It lands on my birthday you bet I’m in. I’ve been a grumpy Fucker for years. Grump away people it releases a lot of stress that some other fucker gave you.

  3. Norman Smith says:

    for fucks sake i heard it all now this world has gone to shit i saved the xmas card though few arsholes going to get that one .Especialy the dickhead who kepps posting HOW MANY FUCKING WEEKS IT IS TO XMAS FFS!!! best thing i ever got since my sarcastic kids got me my Grumpy Christmas book. god best thing on at xmas that was , i agreeed with every word they said ! Fuck Christmas spending all that fucking money on shite not doing it this year i keep telling her !!! 😉

  4. Ian Thorne says:

    Well my birthday was 19 fuckin’ shit days ago.
    All it does is remind us wer’e another year closer to fuckin death….yippee!!

  5. Tim Carrington says:

    Sir! I object most vociferously of being implied that I should be equated as a ‘grumpy old expletive’. Every morning I review local and world news and put it all into logic perspective. It is NOT my fault that a-holes ignore my constructive comments!

  6. Duncan burnham says:

    Grumpy is a way of life, I put a lot of effort into being it. It’s about bloody time I was recognised for it.. but know I won’t get fuck all.. miserable bastards..

  7. Raveen says:

    This could be my favourite fucking day in the whole shitty fucking year! All that enthusiasm has worn me out. Where’s my fucking coffee?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.