A group of antisocial people is still yet to meet, ten months after it was set up.
The Grumpy Fuckers Anti Social Social Club have put off ten monthly meetings so far this year.
A spokesman told Grumpy Fuckers:
“We really can’t be arsed to meet. Our problem is that we hate people as a rule so it’s been a bit tricky meeting up. The last thing I want to do when I get home from working with dickheads all day is going to meet more dickheads. We’ve therefore not yet once yet, which is probably just as well because I’d punch them in the face. We’ll see how things pan out for the rest of the year and if we haven’t met yet by Christmas, we might just pull the plug on it. We’re not really sure why we set it up in the first place to be honest.”
One member said:
“Can’t think of anything worse than meeting up with other people. What kind of fucktard likes to do that?”