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International Day of Happiness can go fuck itself

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Grumpy Fuckers across the world have told supporters of the International Day of Happiness to go fuck themselves.

They say that the day of happiness is a load of shit designed to dupe people into thinking that life is fine.

Manager of Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop, Clive Grimgrits said:




“What a load of shit. Anyone with any sense would know that International Day of Happiness is the biggest pile of horse shit ever invented. Life isn’t about being happy – it’s about struggling through one shitty day to survive for another shitty day the following morning. Whoever invented this pile of bollocks should have their heads seen to – they’re obviously making a lot of money out of it somewhere.”

One grumpy fucker who didn’t want to be named said:

“I prefer to wallow in my own self-pity. Anyone who thinks otherwise can go fuck themselves.”

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