A mother of four has taken all day to get jack shit done.
Cheryl Blundergunt spent 14 hours of her day getting fuck all done, before taking herself to bed exhausted.
She told Grumpy Fuckers:
“I’ve worked really hard today getting jack shit done. I wanted to sit down and watch some TV with a glass of wine this evening but I still have so much fuck all to get done that I had to work late. I eventually crashed into bed around 11pm, by which point I was totally exhausted. I needed to get to bed early as I have a busy day tomorrow, getting more jack shit done. I honestly don’t know how I get it all done – there just aren’t enough hours in the day.”
Cheryl also has a busy week ahead of her and most of her days will be filled with not getting much done.
Friend Tina Simpleton said:
“What DOES she do with her day? Every time I see her, she looks exhausted and like she’s about to drop. I just don’t understand how she manages to get so little done with so much time on her hands.”
Cheryl hopes to get some rest at some point in the future.