The average dog spends 25 minutes looking for the perfect place to shit

Scientists have shown that dogs take at least 25 minutes to find the perfect place to shit.

Unlike humans, who just drop their guts at the nearest WC, dogs need a particular place to lay a cable.

Brian CleverClogs who headed up the investigation told Grumpy Fuckers:

“We’ve been studying these dogs over a period of several months and with our stopwatches, we figured that dogs take a tremendous amount of time looking for the perfect place to shit. We’ve no idea why this is the case. We just know that they take a very long time. In some cases, dogs go away as far from their owners as they can. This isn’t a privacy thing. They just want to piss the owners off as they then have to walk have a mile to pick the shit up. In one experiment we did, one dog decided to go to a neighbouring town for his shit. He caught the bus there and back.”

Dog owner Jimmy Bigballs said:

“I take my dog out for 25 minutes a day and every minutes of that walk is him looking for a place to shit.”