Queues have been forming all over the country as dickheads return the shit they bought on Black Friday.
Shops had been selling shit that they hadn’t been able to move all year on Black Friday.
One shop manager told Grumpy Fuckers:
“I’ve had these shitty Chinese TVs out the back and I haven’t been able to move them for months. I even tried giving them away with a free naked lady over the summer but people weren’t buying it. But then came along Black Friday and they went like shit off a shovel. My stockroom was empty. The only problem now is that everyone is coming back with them, wanting their money back. It’s a pisser.”
One shopper said:
“I bought this telly because it was on offer. When I got home, I realised that it was in fact, a pile of shit. Even my dog wouldn’t watch it. I’ve brought it back for a refund so that I can buy a real TV.”
Shops across the country have reported lengthy queues and record refunds.