Smelly bus passenger decides to sit next to only other passenger on nearly empty bus

A smelly bus passenger has sat next to the only other other passenger on a bus, despite there being 47 other empty seats available.

Sandy BigMuff was travelling home from work when the smelly passenger got on. She told GrumpyFuckers:

“I was happy enough sat on my own when the bus pulled over to pick up another passenger. He paid the driver and then took a long look around the bus at all the empty seats. The next thing I know is that he’s sticking his stinking ass right next to my seat. He had a horrible smell about him – like warm chicken soup. To make things worse, I had to get off at the next stop so I had all the hassle of asking him to move. There should be a law against this sort of thing – in fact, I’m going to write to my local newspaper right now. This country has gone to the shithouse.”

CityLine Bus, who runs the service, was asked for a comment about the story.

“Couldn’t give a shit, mate,” was their official comment.

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