Cardiff’s first Psychic Festival has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
The festival was due to be held at Cardiff Bay in May but organisers are now considering postponing it until next year.
Mystic Maggie, the festival’s director told Grumpy Fuckers:
“We was hoping to have lots of mystic people here but sadly, that’s not going to happen now. Due to unforeseen circumstances, we’ve had to cancel the festival. Hopefully though, we’re going to hire a tent and do one next year. It’s such a shame as I’d bought several bags of sausage rolls from Iceland and now they’re all going to go waste. It’s such a shame.”
Critics have pointed out that there was no such festival planned in the first place, and that Grumpy Fuckers have just made it all up to squeeze in a cheap joke when they can’t think of anything else to write.
Which is correct.