A lazy fucker has been forced to tilt his tube of Pringles after finding that his hands were too fat to fit into the container.
Jamie ‘Wibbly Wobbly’ Webly, 32, was eating his Pringles while watching a replay of the A-Team on telly.
He told Grumpy Fuckers:
“I’ve been eating Pringles for many years now and I’ve never had this problem before. I usually eat about ten tubes a week. I was sat down watching The A-Team last night and to drown my sorrows, I thought I’d eat a tube of Sour Cream flavoured Pringles. I popped the lid off no problem but before long, I found myself actually having to tilt the tube so that the Pringles would come out. I blame my fat hands for the problem – I think I must have some thyroid problem or something so I’m going to see my doctor.”
Jamie has now taken to pouring his Pringles into a bowl to avoid the embarrassment of not getting his fat hands in the tube in front of friends and family.