A new T-shirt campaign has been launched to alert social distancing assholes to back the fuck off.
The new T-shirts tell the assholes to back away, reminding them to keep 6 feet away from the wearer.
Gilly Underfumble, who created the T-shirts told Grumpy Fuckers:
“I’m sick of walking down the street and coming across assholes who won’t move out of my way. I’ve made these T-shirts so that I don’t have to go repeating myself, telling these assholes to move the fuck out of the way. If they refuse to comply with my T-shirt, I have no other option than to punch them hard in their assholes faces. It’s as simple as that.”
The T-shirts have been trialed at several locations, with great success.
“Some people think it’s a joke at first but when they don’t move their fat asses out of the way, I let fly with fists of fury.”
Much of the world is currently exercising social distancing measures to slow the spread of C19.
5 thoughts on “New T-shirt campaign aims to tackle social distancing assholes”
We need these for not only social distancing but keeping people away in general..
Amen and Amen!
So right, Lyle! This T shirt is just the thing for a misanthropic fucker like me.
Oh, hell yes! 99% of ASSHOLES don’t even know they’re ASSHOLES, we’d be doing them a service by giving the idiot’s a heads up!
I need this in my life,more than I can possibly describe.