A new range of coffee has been launched for people who don’t like mornings.
Grumpy Fuckers Coffee follows after the successful launch of Grumpy Fuckers Coffee shop in Cardiff. Manager Clive GrimGrits told GrumpyFuckers:
“Our shop has become the number one tourist destination here in Wales since we opened last year. Every morning, we get a load of grumpy-looking fuckers in here so we only thought it right that we launch our very own range of coffee. It means that people don’t even have to leave home to be a grumpy fucker – they can sit at home like a lardarse and be one. We’ve launched our first batch which looks like shit and tastes like shit and we are now looking at expanding our range.”
Customer Terry SourFace said:
“This coffee tastes like horseshit. And I’ve tasted horseshit. I love it.”
Another customer added:
“My life is so shit and this just rounds it off nicely.”