We all know how hard it is for some women to have their purses ready when it comes to paying for some goods at a checkout. That’s why we at Grumpy Fuckers have produced an in-depth, step-by-step, fool-proof and easy-to-follow guide.
If you’re sick of hearing other shoppers sighing impatiently while you pay for your sundry goods, here’s how to remedy the situation. Just follow these really easy steps:
1. Get your purse out while you are in the queue, waiting to pay for your goods.
2. Immediately present payment when prompted, instead of dicking around, looking for your purse in your handbag, in your pockets, up your arsehole etc etc.
There! That’s it! All you need to do to make life easier for everybody else! Don’t say we don’t give you anything.