Britain’s leading TV fitness instructor has rebranded after getting old.
Derrick Evans, most commonly known as Mr Motivator has since repackaged himself as Mr Demotivator.
He told Grumpy Fuckers:
“You get to a certain point in your life when you think ‘I really can’t be arsed’. Things that you thought were important like doing 5 roly-polies before breakfast, really don’t matter. Fuck it. Do them another day. Who cares if you’re carrying a bit of timber? No one gives a shit anyway. I’ve come to the conclusion that nothing’s really important in life and that we’re all going to die pretty soon anyway. I’m packing up my pink leotard and I’m just going to sit around thinking of how shit life is. People can still come to me and pay me money for me to give them guidance and I might even launch a new DVD – a bit like In Da House that I launched a few years ago but without it being so happy.”
Mr Motivator rose to prominence in the early 1990s through appearances on the UK breakfast television show GMTV, where he performed live fitness sessions and offered tips and advice to viewers before Power Rangers came on.
“I’m through with all that shit. That’s all in the past,” said Mr Demotivator.