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Dog convinced he owns the street

A pet dog has told Grumpy Fuckers that he’s convinced that he owns the street he lives on.

Rover the dog barks at any other animal or human that dares pass outside his house.

Rover told Grumpy Fuckers:

“I was born to own this street. This street is mine. Any other bastard comes past my house and I’m there, barking away like a bastard. My owners think that they own the house that we live in but I keep reminding them that the house actually belongs to the bank. Unlike them, I actually own this street. It’s mine. Everything belongs to me. The cars, the houses, the tarmac. It’s all mine.”

Rover’s owners said that their dog is deluded.

“He’s a pain in the arse to be honest. He snores and smells like shit.”

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7 thoughts on “Dog convinced he owns the street

  1. I love the things you guys write about. The humour is so engaging.

  2. My Sophie does the same thing… Wish I could post a pic of her..
    Hello from California!!!!!

    1. Of course, Rover owns the street. All of the dogs in my slummy area own the street, and they don’t fucking hesitate to tell you. And being a pain in the arse is not mutually exclusive.

      1. Every street’s got at least ONE of them…I pity the poor mailman,or paperboys.

  3. I’m sure the cat will disagree!

  4. I would like to reply to Agnetha saying that the cat is ‘full of SHIT’ & clearly the dog owns everything.

    However – the cats shit is always in my feckin flower beds!!! I wish Dog would have cat for breakfast!

  5. I have a Bluetick coonhound who is absolutely convinced he owns this Hilton hotel. He has Staff convinced too, because he gets into ZERO trouble when he howls at disorderly, entitled patrons when they act up in the lobby.

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