Doctors receptionists voted Grumpiest Fuckers of 2018

Doctors receptionists have claimed the title of this year’s Grumpiest Fuckers in the World.

It means that they have successfully defended the crown they won last year.

Gloria Grumpydrawers, Treasurer of the Grumpy Doctors Receptionists Guild said:




“We are delighted to have won this title for a second time. We undergo a lot of training and work very hard to be the rude and grumpy fuckers that you see sat behind those desks. It’s not a job that anyone can do – you really do need to go that extra mile, whether it’s shouting a patient’s confidential details out so that everyone can hear, or just simply ignoring people stood in front of you and answering the phone instead. This title is validation that we’re doing all the right things and we’ll be giving it pride of place in our trophy cabinet.”

Freddie MiseryGuts of the Grumpy Fuckers Competition said:

“We had some stiff competition this year, especially from the likes of accountants and even doctors themselves. But I am glad to see the trophy going to where it belongs – the Grumpiest Fuckers in the World. We wish them a very grumpy year ahead.”

Doctors receptionists won the title last year and are the first people to win it back-to-back.