BREAKING NEWS: Walker in shock as cyclist thanks them for moving out of their way

A walker has been taken to hospital with shock after a cyclist thanked them for moving out of their way.

The incident happened on the popular Taff Trail in Cardiff. The walker is said to be in a stable condition.

She told Grumpy Fuckers:




“I was walking to work down the Taff Trail as I do every day of my frigging life when I heard the little tinkle of a cyclist coming from behind. As I always do, I stepped out of their way so that they could pass with ease. What I wasn’t expecting was the cyclist to open his mouth and say the words ‘Thank’ and ‘you’, one after the other, just like that. I don’t remember much after that apart from waking up in the back of an ambulance. I wouldn’t have minded but I was hoping to meet up with my butty for breakfast but that’s all gone tits up now.”

Police are trying to track down the cyclist, who was reportedly wearing shorts so tight that you could clearly see that he had one bollock hanging down much further than the other.