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Santa asking kids to leave out gin and donuts this year

Santa has reportedly been asking kids to leave out bottles of gin and boxes of [...]

Man who invented the phrase ‘Good Morning’ found murdered

The man who invented the phrase ‘Good Morning’ has been found fatally murdered in his [...]

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Woman spends day off work worrying about going back to work

A woman has spent her entire day off work worrying about going back to work. [...]

Police given new powers to taser people who whistle non-tunes

Police have been given new powers to taser people who whistle no tune in particular. [...]

PROVEN: Resting bitch faces keep you looking young

Researchers at a very posh university have scientifically proven that people with resting bitch faces [...]

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Inspirational memes cure 98% cases of depression

Inspirational memes posted by social media users cure up to 98% of cases of depression, [...]

People who whistle non-tunes can now legally be punched in the throat

People who whistle shit that doesn’t even resemble a song can now legally be punched [...]

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Workers call ambulance for woman who turned up for work with no makeup on

Workers in a local shop have called for an ambulance for a woman who turned [...]

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