An assertiveness charity is hoping to cash in on traditional October events by running a new campaign called FuckOfftober.
The campaign hopes to give more people the confidence to say ‘Fuck Off’ when someone is boring them shitless.
Campaign manager Tracy SmoothCalves told Grumpy Fuckers:
“There are so many boring people in the world and it’s about time that these arseholes were put in their place. Day after day, we have to listen to these people droning on and on about their kids, or their jobs or their shitty families. The fact of the matter is, we really don’t give a shit about them. We need to start telling these people to their ugly faces – we don’t care now FUCK OFF.”
Campaign organisers are hoping that FuckOfftober will combine nicely with Stopober, when smokers will feel other peoples’ boring banter more acutely.
Fundraiser Jason FatLip said:
“I’m looking forward to going into work and telling people to Fuck Up. It’s been a lifelong dream for me and hopefully, I’ll raise a bit of money in the process.”