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Bill: I’m suffering from deep depression now I’m out of the limelight

Former internet star Bill the Stickman has revealed that he is in the grip of a deep depression since his fall from popularity.

Bill, whose real name is Bill, was an internet hit earlier this year but has recently lost form and is now barely referred to on social media.

He told GrumpyFuckers:

“Since February, it’s all turned to shit. Back in the day when I was King of Facebook, I thought I was set up for life. I had money coming in, I was popular with the ladies and I could even get upgraded to Premium Class at the airport just by giving the girl behind the desk a cheeky wink. These days, it’s all very different. All the money’s gone, I’ve got an empty fridge and I can’t get laid to save my life. It’s had such an effect on me that I’ve referred myself to the doctor and even she didn’t recognise me. I feel that my life has gone to waste now.”

Bill is currently staying on a friend’s couch and enjoys moaning about how shit his life is. His rise to fame was as rapid as his fall from grace. Most critics called him a ‘smart-arsed twat’.

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