Steak and Blowjob Day passes quietly for vegetarian lesbians

This year’s Steak and Blowjob Day passed quietly for vegetarian lesbians.

The day, celebrated as a ‘man’s holiday’ on March 14th, is traditionally celebrated by women providing steaks and blowjobs.

Vegetarian lesbian Ali BigNork told GrumpyFuckers:

“You really think I’d like to eat a chunk of cow that’s been dead for days and then follow that by necking some fella’s rancid knobend? No thanks. That’s not for me. I’d rather stock up on some fresh veggies and then get my gob around a nice pair of titties. That’s what life is about ultimately. I think there is some farmer somewhere who can’t shift his dead cows so he’s trying to spice things up a little by flogging it with a free blow job.”

Single man Terry Nutjob said:

“I was hoping that Steak and Blow Job day was going to be my chance to get some sort of action but sadly, all I managed was a bag of chips and a wank.”

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