A woman has mistaken a bag of organic vegetables for a bag of jam donuts at a local supermarket.
Jenny ‘Wobbly’ Webbly picked up the bag of donuts in error at her local Kwik Save store. She had been intending to pick up a bag of mixed organic vegetables.
Jenny told GrumpyFuckers:
“I really don’t know how it happened. I reached out for the bag of vegetables and it wasn’t until I’d got home and sat down to watch that Arnie film – the one with the woman with the three tits – that I realised I’d picked up the donuts by mistake. I had no choice but to eat them all because that’s all I had in the house. I blame the labelling on the bags. Supermarkets these days are very clever at tricking us shoppers. I am going to write to my local newspaper and moan about it. People like me are being taken for a ride and someone has to put a stop to it.”
Jenny’s next shopping trip will be on Monday. She said:
“I’ll try not to let the same thing happen again but I can’t be 100% sure that it won’t.”