That’s right! The day when we can finally tell work to go fuck itself is finally here.
Grumpy Fuckers all over the world will be calling work and telling their managers where they can stick their shitty jobs.
Campaign manager Clive Grimgrits, who runs Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop in Cardiff said:
“I’ve worked for some right arseholes in my time and all I ever wanted to do was tell them to go fuck themselves. I came up with the idea of International Fuck Work Day to allow people to express their true feelings for their jobs and work. Over 90% of the world’s population work under some kind of manager and 89% of those managers are arseholes. It’s a day when we can call in sick, crack open a few beers and not give a flying fuck about those shitty managers and those shitty jobs.”
One manager said:
“I’m expecting half my team to not turn up on Friday. It’s not that I’ve been an arsehole manager but the job is really shitty. I might be joining them actually.”