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PROVEN: 97% of kids’ TV show creators were high on hardcore drugs when they wrote their shows

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A recent survey by some asshole in a University has concluded that 97% of kids’ TV show creators were high on hardcore drugs when they wrote their shows.

Prof. Brian BigHead from the University of SadFucks carried out his study last month.

He told GrumpyFuckers:

“The idea behind the study came to me when I was watching a re-run of the Banana Splits on TV last year. I watched it for about half hour before I asked myself the question ‘What the fuck is this all about?’ I did some research and before long, I was rather bothered about the freaky shit that passed as TV shows when I was a kid – things like H.R. Pufnstuf and Pee Wee’s Playhouse. I fucking hated that Chairee talking chair shit. I contacted most of the people who created these shows and without any little surprise, I found that most of their creators were on Class A drugs when they produced them; 23% are dead, 62% have been in rehab and the other 41% can’t be located.”

Bighead added that the weird TV shows are mostly responsible for his heavy drinking and early divorce.

“I don’t know what these writers were thinking,” he added.

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