Now we know why birds sing so beautifully in the mornings

Professor Brian CleverClogs published his discovery in the latest edition of the respected medical journal, The Scrotal Bulletin.

A recent survey has finally revealed why birds sing so beautifully in the mornings.

Professor Brian CleverClogs published his discovery in the latest edition of the respected medical journal, The Scrotal Bulletin.

He told GrumpyFuckers:


“This study has taken us all over the world and we now know why birds sing so beautifully in the mornings – it’s the simple fact that they don’t have to go to work in the mornings. These birds just get up whenever they want, fly around for a bit, eat a few worms and then go back to bed at the end of the day. They don’t have to worry about asshole bosses, bills or working with cockwombles. They don’t even have to worry about commuting so it’s no wonder they’re up and about singing their arses off.”

One bird told GrumpyFuckers:

“Course I’m singing. I can do what the frig I want. Why wouldn’t I be singing?”

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