Mother successfully stabs straw into Capri Sun drinks pouch

A mother of two has successfully stabbed a straw into a Capri Sun drink pouch.

Sheila Largecalves couldn’t believe her eyes after managing to stick the pointy bit of the straw into the tiny fucking silver hole.

She told GrumpyFuckers:




“You should have seen the look on the faces of my kids. They couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw me do it. At first, they thought I was having a laugh but when they saw that I’d actually managed to get the pointy bit into the silver circle, their jaws just dropped. Even I had to look twice to make sure. Those holes are tighter than a mouse’s arsehole – I think they’ve been specifically designed that way to make us mothers swear a bit more than we should. I wanted to take a photo of my successful insertion but my greedy fat kid snatched the drink off me and drank it.”

Sheila’s friend Debbie Wondergunt said:

“I’ve never seen that happen before. And I don’t think I ever will again. Not in my lifetime. What a time to be alive!”