Man tells work colleagues he has a twin to avoid speaking to them in public

A man has told his work colleagues that he has a twin so that he can avoid talking to them outside of work.

Jimmy Thundergunt said he thinks his work colleagues are boring assholes and doesn’t want to associate with them more than he has to.

He told GrumpyFuckers:

“I’m quite a tolerant person but when it comes to work, I find that most people I work with are total dullards. I’ve told them all that I have a twin so that if I see any of their boring faces outside of work, I can just pretend that I’m my twin brother and totally ignore them. If I could work on own, I’d be the happiest person in the world. In fact, I might just do that. I’m going to walk into work and tell my boss what a boring gobshite he is. Thanks.”

Jimmy boss, Donald Twatt, said that he had received a letter of resignation from Mr Thundergunt.

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