Man with metal detector spends afternoon seeking the meaning of life

A man with a metal detector has spent an afternoon looking for the meaning of life.

Billy NoMates came away empty-handed from his pointless activity.

He told Grumpy Fuckers:




“I had this thing for Christmas several years back and I never used it because I thought it was shit. But then last week, I was going to go out with my mates before realising that I didn’t have any. Instead, I got my metal detector out and headed out into some fields. I was there for about 2 hours and found nothing. Then I realised that I hadn’t turned the machine on. I turned it on and looked for another 2 hours. I still didn’t find anything. I spent the rest of the afternoon seeking the meaning of my life. Still didn’t find anything thought.”

Billy went home and ordered himself a pizza instead.

“I won’t be going out again. I looked a right cockwomble. If only I’d discovered a horde of hidden treasure – I’d be on the first plane to somewhere else.”

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