Man divorces wife after she hangs Live Laugh Love sign in home

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A man has filed for divorce after she hung a Live Laugh Love sign at their home.

Charlie Bigbollocks said that it was the last straw after she’d also put up another sign that read ‘You’ve Got This’.

He told Grumpy Fuckers:

“I’ve never heard such a load of shit in my life. I can’t live my life with these shitty stock phrases around my house and the fact that she expects me to laugh and love with it makes it all a joke. Only last week she put up a sign saying ‘You Are Enough’ but I’m nowhere near enough, despite what the sign says. Then we had the ‘You’ve Got This’ sign stuck on the wall, when I clearly don’t have this. And then to top it all off, we’ve got the old chestnut – Live Laugh Love sign going up. It really was the last straw for me. I went straight to my lawyer and demanded a divorce. And once we are divorced, I’m going to live in Peru on my own, where there hopefully no shitty signs around.”

Wife Wendy was left in tears:

“I like putting up these signs because it saves me posting the saying to Facebook every day. Please come back, Charlie!”

Charlie told local media that he wasn’t going back.

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One thought on “Man divorces wife after she hangs Live Laugh Love sign in home

  1. Grumpy In Illinois says:

    Stupid cow! Didn’t she realize what she was setting herself up for?!? Charlie obviously knows what a pile of shit the world is, how could she not see it? She lives with the poor bastard! And she makes his already shitty day even WORSE by trying to introduce positivity? How bloody insensitive of her! The bitch! That’s as bad as those fucking “Have a nice day” bastards. Great pillocks! You did the right thing Charlie. My advice is to get as far south as you old boy.

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