Husband divorces wife after discovering she irons their socks

A husband has filed for divorce after finding out that his wife has been ironing their socks.

Eric Bigballs said that he would never have married his wife Natalie had he known she ironed the socks.

He told Grumpy Fuckers:

“Our socks were always immaculately crease-free and I don’t know why I ever noticed it. I happened to come downstairs one morning and found her ironing the frigging things. I didn’t know where to look. The shame of it. I couldn’t look her in the eye. I went straight out and talked to my lawyer about it. I filed for divorce there and then. I’ll be moving out in the next day or so and I won’t be stepping back into that house. Hopefully, she can meet someone new and they can iron socks together. While listening to Kenny G or something.”

Wife Natalie says she couldn’t give a shit about her husband leaving her.

“He can go fuck himself,” she said.

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