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How grumpy are you? [Worker’s edition]

You might be a Grumpy Fucker without knowing it! Take our shitty quiz to find out!

Welcome to your How Grumpy Are You? [Worker's Edition]

All you need to do to find out if you are a Grumpy Fucker at work is answer the following series of questions in an honest way. We know it's hard for you to be honest, but do at least try, eh?

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1. When you wake up in the mornings, what are the first words you utter?
2. What is your morning tipple?
3. What's the first thing you do when you get to work?
4. Your work phone rings. Do you?
5. It's lunch hour in work. Do you?
6. The afternoon is dragging. How do you pass the time?
7. It's home time. How do you leave the workplace?
8. You arrive home. What's the first thing you do?
9. A friend phones and asks if you fancy going out with them. Do you?

21 thoughts on “How grumpy are you? [Worker’s edition]”

  1. derek booth

    I’m an international super grump.According to mý Classic Bike racing mates

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    1. Kenny Plantz

      Who fucking dreamt up this shite? Goddamn genius!

      Reply
  2. John Steel

    There is no next button

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    1. Royston Butterscotch

      Told you it was shitty.

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      1. Grumpy Fucker Alan

        “Congratu-fucking-lations.
        You are indeed a proper Grumpy Fucker.”
        Well no fucking shit ya fucking fucks!
        Like I needed a survey to figure that out.
        Fuck off!

        Reply
  3. Gina

    Only somewhat grumpy?!
    Ok. I’ll work harder on it.

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  4. Krissy

    Your test is shit
    Go fuck yourself

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  5. Grumpy In Illinois

    I’m a proper Grumpy Fucker! You fuckers need to try harder. Ya’ fucks!

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  6. Philo

    Who fucking cares what I think of your stupid fucking questionaire? Fuck you.

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  7. Karen

    Somewhat grumpy? I fucking think not!

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  8. Screaming Monkey

    Proper Grumpy Fucker? Why did I take this quiz? I must be fucking bored! I need to go out and fuck with somebody. But first I need a triple espress!

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    1. Screaming Monkey

      Espresso! You stupid fucking bastards! Who the fuck is in charge of spell check?!

      Reply
  9. Sam Brown

    It’s a fucktarded fucking shit set of questions anyway,
    Go fuck yourselves and I hope you have a really shit day fuckers

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  10. Kenneth

    I love you guys. Fuckers, the whole lot of you!!!

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  11. Rick

    A proper grumpy fucker? What the fuck! Well might as well get another cup of the rotten fucken office coffee before I head home to the fucken hell hole.

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  12. Mike

    I am so much of a Grumpy Fucker that I did not need to take the fucking test. But I took the fucking thing anyway. Why not, I am quarantined and have nothing else to do. I can’t wait until I can get outside and tell all these fuckers to go fuck themselves.

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  13. Jimbo

    I don’t even have a job, retired from that shit job on a shit pension. Stupid quiz made me relive that hell for the few minutes to give an honest answer. Fucking hell, off to get pissed, fuck off til your next stupid quiz. But, I’ll take it when it comes.

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  14. Dave

    Somewhat… SOMEWHAT? Fuck this …

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  15. Andy Fish

    So I’ve just wasted 5 minutes of my life on this shit you fuckers need a labotamy

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  16. Grumpy in Illinois

    Fuck off! Leave me alone fuckers!

    Reply
  17. Thomas L Albaugh

    Somewhat grumpy???!!! Listen you fuckin asswipe, I’m actually fuckin antisocial until I’ve had my fuckin coffee in the morning. Even then I’m still antisocial after the first mug. It takes a lot for the antisocialness to wear off. You understand what I’m saying??? GOOD!!! NOW FUCK OFF!!!

    Reply
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