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Scientists discover ‘dessert stomach’ that allows you to eat afters even if you are full
Oct
A leading scientist has discovered a hidden stomach in the human body, that allows people to eat desserts – even when they are full from eating a main course.
David BoggleEyes made the discovery while out eating at a local restaurant.
He told Grumpy Fuckers:
“I was out having one of them eat-all-you-can meals down at the local Chinese when I met a friend who I haven’t seen for a few years. The guy was a fat bastard and ate three main courses over the period of an hour. He was then presented with a dessert menu and we all thought he’d have to decline. We were astonished to hear him ask for a chocolate brownie and when it arrived 10 minutes later, he ate it no problem. I had to make further enquiries so I took him back to my lab to find out where he’d put it all and lo and behold – the x-ray showed what I can only describe as a ‘dessert stomach’. The dessert stomach is separate from the main course stomach so no matter how much you eat for your main meal, you’ll always have room for a dessert.”
BoggleEyes has since proven that the dessert stomach is quicker at digesting its contents, so can be ready within minutes for replenishment.
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Funnily enough, is this anything to do with wearing Dessert Boots? Oh sorry, wrong spelling.
This explains why I always seem to do a double dump! One must be the main courses thundering down the Bourneville Boulevard, then a short while later it’s followed by a smaller cohort joining it’s buddy in the plunge pool. Gotta be the dessert stomach evacuation process. Marvellous.
Alimentary my dear Watson, Alimentary.