Category Archives: Shopping

Grumpy Fucker shop assistant ratings scheme launched

A new scheme that rates the grumpiness of shop assistants has been launched nationwide. The scheme rates shop assistants for their grumpiness. By law, they have to display their ratings in their shop window. A spokeswoman for the scheme told GrumpyFuckers.com: “We’ve all been into a shop where the shop assistant has been a total […]

Supermarket opens new lane for women who can’t seem to locate their purse

A Chepstow supermarket has opened a new lane for women who can’t seem to locate their purse. The town’s Kwik Save store responded to customer feedback that some women shoppers were taking too long to find their purse. Manager Brendan TidyShoes told WalesOnCraic: “We had a lot of complaints about our female shoppers who would […]