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Angry driver fits 34 curse words into one sentence
Feb
An angry driver has managed to fit 34 curse words into one single sentence.
Karl Wetcleft came out with the record-breaking outburst when some fucker pulled out in front of him quickly and then drove very slowly.
Wetcleft told Grumpy Fuckers:
“I was driving down the fucking street like I normally fucking do when this fucking fucker just pulled out on me like he was in some massive fucking rush. I fucking swore at him good and proper but when the fucker started driving at 15mph, I lost my shit. I came out with curse words I never even knew existed. I went on for about a good two minutes and it was only when I ran out of breath that I realised I’d broken the world record. Luckily, the fucker who’d pulled out on me fucked off and I was allowed to continue on my fucking way. If he’d be in front of me for a fucking minute longer, he’d have had my fucking fist in his face.”
Wetcleft has been contacted by the World Record Association to collect his prize.
“I hope it’s a shitload of money,” he said.
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Fuck off I don’t like giving replies.
Someone needs to tell Karl Wetcleft that he’s just won a shitload of shit!
This is more than one fucking sentence. Who the fuck here knows how to count…….Fucking stupid idiots
I was expecting you stunned Fuckers to include the Fuckin’ stupid Mother Fucking record Fucking breaking sentence in the story … What a bunch of dumb asshole shitheads for leading people on and wasting their cœk licking time …
Only fucking 34?? Fucking twatwaffle needs to fucking try fucking harder. Bloody dicklicker is a shitwad amatuer! Asshat! Who the fuck taught the that bungsurfer how to fucking curse?? Fannyfaced little cumsucking turdburglar! Hmf!
Don’t drive angry. Signed Mr Groundhog