Coffee shop launches wine-flavoured coffee

A world-famous coffee shop has launched its own line of wine-flavoured coffee.

The new coffee is aimed at those who struggle to draw a distinction between the night before the morning after and the morning after the night before.

Clive GrimGrits, who owns Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop said:




“We get all kinds of lazy shites in here. They fall in through the door on their way to work and think that this magic stuff called coffee is going to make everything better. It doesn’t quite work like that so we’ve come up with an idea that will help those who really struggle in the mornings. Our new wine-flavoured coffee will give lazy lard-arses that extra kick in the mornings so that arriving at work is almost bearable. It comes in three sizes – large, extra large and bucket sized. So far, we’ve had some great feedback and a few people falling over, breaking their arms and having to have the day off. It’s been a real success story here.”

One customer who had purple teeth said:

“I loves you. I really does. No really. I really, really loves you.”