Workers call ambulance for woman who turned up for work with no makeup on

Workers in a local shop have called for an ambulance for a woman who turned [...]

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Man goes another day without using the algebra he learnt at school

A 32 year-old worker has spent another day not using the algebra he was taught [...]

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96% of people tell their pets that they ‘won’t be long’ when they pop out

A recent survey has discovered that 96% of people tell their pets that they ‘won’t [...]

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UN bans pineapple on pizza

The United Nations has officially banned pineapple as a pizza topping. The craze of putting [...]

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REVEALED: 10 minutes of work makes you start using the word ‘fuck’ like a comma

A new survey has revealed that just 10 minutes of work can make people use [...]

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Woman who was told to calm down doesn’t calm down

A woman who was told to calm down by her boyfriend has not calmed down. [...]

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Will you be calling in sick on 17th October – International Fuck Work Day?

That’s right! The day when we can finally tell work to go fuck itself is [...]

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Scientists discover ‘dessert stomach’ that allows you to eat afters even if you are full

A leading scientist has discovered a hidden stomach in the human body, that allows people [...]

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