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Moaning about being single on Valentine’s Day is top reason why people are single on Valentine’s Day

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People moaning about being single on Valentine’s Day has come out as the top reason why people are single on Valentine’s Day.

The recent survey also found that Valentine’s Day is no different than any other day of the life of singletons.

Professor CockJockey who led the survey, told GrumpyFuckers:

“It’s a well-known fact that singletons like to moan about being single, especially so on Valentine’s Day. They like nothing more than posting pictures of meals for one and hoping to get some likes. The irony is that they are probably having more fun than the dickheads who went and got themselves married. In another survey that we ran, we found that 100% of men have had to buy flowers from the local newsagent on their way home from work and then find that they can’t get their end away because they haven’t impressed their partner too much.”

One woman who took part in the survey added:

“I’m hoping that my fella comes home with two bottles of Rioja, a fuckoff box of chocolates and some flowers. If he does, I’ll sit on his face. If he doesn’t, he’s sleeping on the couch.”

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  1. Gwyn

    February 13, 2016 at 6:23 am

    I revel being alone on “Valentine’s Day.” What a bullshit celebration. made up saint, made up day. Who the f cares about these arseholes who choose to do stupid things on a stupid made up day!!!!!! It is all a money making scam for the florists, the restaurants and some stupid marketing mogul.

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