Nations across the world are waiting in anticipation of the arrival of another shit year.
With 2018 fizzling out like a disappointing fart, people are now looking forward to the shitfest that will be 2019.
Keith Watercloset of the Grumpy Fuckers Events Committee said:
“2018 was a total load of bollocks. Just when we thought that things couldn’t get any worse, 2018 came along like a massive arsehole. We will be celebrating seeing the end of 2018 and welcoming in 2019, pretending that things are going to be better for some reason. They won’t of course. If anything, 2019 will be a bigger load of bollocks than all the previous years put together.”
Grumpy Fucker Frank Bellend said:
“I’m not sure what’s worse – seeing goodbye to a shit year or welcoming in a new one.”