Nations across the world are waiting in anticipation of the arrival of another shit year.
With 2017 fizzling out like a disappointing fart, people are now looking forward to the shitfest that will be 2018.
Keith Watercloset of the Grumpy Fuckers Events Committee said:
“2017 was a total load of bollocks. Just when we thought that things couldn’t get any worse, 2017 comes along like a massive arsehole. We will be celebrating seeing the end of 2017 and welcoming in 2018, pretending that things are going to be better for some reason. They won’t of course. If anything, 2018 will be a bigger load of bollocks than all the previous years put together.”
Grumpy Fucker Frank Bellend said:
“I’m not sure what’s worse – seeing goodbye to a shit year or welcoming in a new one.”